1. Junking up my salad with french dressing
2. Beginning my Evil Toast crochet project, which will both look like toast and have an evil countenance
3. Hearing John Lennon's Christmas tunes leaking through the pipes from the apartment upstairs
4. Staying in
5. Remembering my paternal grandfather's carved pool cue that he unscrewed into several pieces and kept in a hardshell carrying case
Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in 365 days of Grace in Small Things.