1. Eating leftover asian food in the bath, which feels both decadent and ghetto at the same time
2. The hilarity of shooting a video of the Palinode grimacing in the bathtub (nothing salacious, sorry to disappoint)
3. In keeping with the tub theme, my rubber chicken bath toy that shoots water out of its butt
4. Key lime shower gel
Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.