Me at Aiming Low: Guilty Pleasures, I Presume

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Check out my latest piece at Aiming Low – "Guilty Pleasures, I Presume":
Assuming that, unlike me, you are properly socially habituated, what are your guilty pleasures?

Feel free to leave your guilt at the door, or, barring that, to revel in your social shame like your love of dancing to Olivia Newton John records while wearing a terry-cloth headband is the kind of pleasure porn you’re happy to hold dear. Be out and proud, baby!

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